Re: Random Thoughts

[Guest]

Of course the 80's RULE!!!!!

[Beastie]

and 90's drool. Suddenly I am seeing that dance crew Fanny Pack in my head

[Guest]

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

[Tarinilis]

When did shrapnel become a fashion statement?

[Leo]

Why does the dryer always eat socks?

[Guest]

Sock gnomes!!!

[Beastie]

If we deck the halls with Holly, then why the heck are parnets still naming their daughters Holly?

[Guest]

What would you rather name them stockings

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

[Beastie]

is it okay to be sick of being sick, if sick is like one of the sickest things out there now and is so sick??

[Guest]

OK Dre mun, whatever you say dear.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches

[Guest]

Because they wish to hide the truth from us by not revealing that the money does grow on trees but that they are the only ones in possesion of them.

You know you are a redneck if your carved pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. Sorry, not exactly the same kind of random thought, but I felt it was funny and seasonal.

[Beastie]

Wow that sound slike most of the people I know in the mountains of NC....werid.


why are their so many things that have the word jack in them? jacka$$, jack-o-latern, car jack, jack off. It is confusing to know whether it is a name or an action.

[Guest]

Just don't name any of your kids Jack, like my friend did. You know what kind of teasing he'll get in school.



Why is coffee so damned good and so adictive?

[Beastie]

It is?? Never knew that? You take cream only right? So that it stays strong as heck.

Why are the English always having a gay old time?

[Epiphany]

I thought that was the Flinstones?

How can a burger place run out of burgers? That's just wrong.

[Guest]

Or a chicken place run out of chicken for that matter.


Why is it that some people feel that they automatically have the right to get angry when things do not go their way? Do they not realize that they can only control themselves and not others?

[Beastie]

Can not answer that one.


If there are phone books and yellowpages online and navigational devices and such, why do people still call 411?

[Guest]

It's faster and easier.

If Halloween is a Pegan holiday then why do Pegan's and Wiccan's not get it off like MLK Day.

[Beastie]

Because then the US would have to admit that there were other religions besides christinaity and it would make paganism and Wicca legit.


Why are women like chickens? good to eat, can fry you in a sec, great legs and thighs, chcicks following them around....need I go on?

[Guest]

You're so bad. LOL

[Beastie]

Complain again I see


why is it when you finally get what you want, someone takes it from you?

[Guest]

I do not complain babe.

[Beastie]

uh huh. When you do not have your coffee, when you have to strong a cup, when you have to weak, when your girls are hurt....yep you complain....

[Guest]

Ok, one, when I don't get my coffee I don't complain, I mope. Two, there is no such thing as too strong of a cup. Three, I have never had a cup that was weak. And four, everyone wants my girls healed, especially me, but I'm not complaining about it. Just trying to hurry the healing along. So there brat.

And just for that, here's that random thought that you saw coming.

Menopause
Mental Illness
Menstrual cramps
Menstrual Cycle

Have you ever noticed that all our problems start with men?

[Leo]

This may have already been said, but it is relevant.

Why do women always start the trouble and then act as though they had nothing to do with it and are the victims?

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