Re: Random Thoughts

by Guest Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:53 pm

Pip-mun, I need that nerf bat and I need it NOW ... please.

by Beastie Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:57 pm

OOOh random and I mean totally random. Thank you Sky Mun

If you lose an argument with yourself do you still win??

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:59 am

LOL I guess.

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:02 am

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

by Casandra Lightheart Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:29 am

No they kick it while it's down.

Why do they call it a television set when you get 1 ?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:17 am

LOL, to get you to nuy another one.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:13 pm

OMG Maddie-mun, that one was bad. LMAO Sorry I can't stick around and play all day again ladies, but duty calls. I had stuff I should've gotten done yesterday but was too distracted to. So I must do those things today. Besides, it's the 30th, I get to start decorationg tomorrow, need to get all my decorations out and get new batteries in the camera so I can show off. LOL Have fun and play nice. I will check back later you know. LOL

by Beastie Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:37 pm

Sorry must pull out a Monty Python as i was thinkinking about it.

"I appal all this sex on T.V. I mean, I keep falling off."

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:39 pm

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

by Beastie Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:42 pm

Very carefully? lol
No hemorids for him that is for sure.

Ever wonder why there is a North and South Carolina, a North and South Dakota but a Virginia and a West Virginia??

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:57 pm

All the time considering I live in NC.

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

by Beastie Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:00 pm

Leave it to a lawyer to find out.

Can blind people fall in love at first sight?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:24 pm

Surreee, think about it, blind people usually feel a persons face to find out who they are, imagine what else they could feel.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:00 pm

I have always wondered that myself.

Why is there not one single Disney movie that does not contain violence?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:23 pm

Because they are secertly a government orginzation that is bent on making our children better soliders.

why is it women get what they want when they want it, but yet never know what they want or when they want it?

by Epiphany Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:04 pm

I know this one! It's because if we say what we actually want and when we want it to happen, then it will never come to pass. -shifty eyes- yes.. that's it.

How come guys get upset when you remind them of things and yet, if you don't remind them, and they forget, they get upset because you didn't remind them? What's up with that?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:09 pm

Because all men are pigs!!!!!!

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:20 pm

I didn't notice the disclaimer, and as far as men being pigs, one thousand single women were asked why they were never married. 85% of them answered the same way, only with different wording. The most popular wording was "Why buy the whole pig for just a little sausage?" The second most popular wording was "Why buy the pig when we can get the sausage for free." That should make men think twice before saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:33 pm

Oh that's one of Furball's favorites. To which I say who says it's free Smile

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

by Beastie Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:10 pm

You know, I really think it is wrong the women compare men to animals so often. You know jackasses or dogs or pigs or what not. But yet if a man does that then he has broken a cardinal rule. It really seems this world is made up with a bunch of "Do what I say, not as I do" people and that there are rules for one set of people and then new rules for others, while some themselves have different rules for themself. it is enough to really tick someone off.

If the guy youare with acts like apig then get out of the mud and look for the good ones. If the womnan you are with is an ice queen, get out of the freezer and look for others.

anyhow, random thoughts that is what this about...

How can one f*** like rabbits, but breed like cockroaches??

by Guest Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:44 pm

:: SOOO wishes she could say what she's thinking right now. :: I prefer the rabbits part without the cockroach side effects. LOL

Why is it that some people only do what they want without thinking about the effect it has on others ... like their children?

Yes, Dre-mun, I just talked to my neice ... Sad

by Beastie Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:28 am

Sorry to hear that hun, will have to get an update from you later --and yes the acting without acting seems to be common.

You know I wonder why so many people will consider things like Horse racing, dog racing, drag racing, skating and things like that sports....but not auto racing.

by Guest Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:08 am

Auto racing is a sport, it just goes by another name, Nascar.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

by Guest Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:15 am

You go girl. Gotta love Gordon.

by Beastie Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:25 am

They are afraid of getting AIDs....lol

ever notice that kids make fun of old folks fashions but sure enough a few years later it is the cool thing to wear?

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