Re: Random Thoughts

by Beastie Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:26 pm

okay Venis gonna make me do it....3 random thoughts

1) why is it that the best screws take Phillip's head or someone's flat head?

2) wouldn't it be interesting if we got experience for our posts and actually gained levels and such. Kind of made a game out of it and all that. Items and such.

3) why is it that women always say men start it all, but we men were warned at the females first creation what we were in for. Woeman. Hmmm seems to me that we men have known for a lot longer so decided to return in kind. now there you go brat. lol

Disclaimer: the third thought is in no way meant to harm and anger anyone. It is just for fun. So stop, breathe, and say an F-Bombardment and direct all complaints to Venis Mun. thank you and Happy Gaming.

by Epiphany Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:46 am

Ever notice how sexual themes and gender relations always work their way into conversations?

by Guest Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:23 am

lol. Bring on the complaints. lol And see, this is the hornball hotel after all.

by Casandra Lightheart Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:06 pm

Why is it called hornball

by Guest Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:11 pm

Can you think of any other way to phrase it?

by Shuda Darkite Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:47 am

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

by Casandra Lightheart Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:20 pm

Why would you turn off a full pot of coffee i an office where every one drinks it ???

~walks off mumbling about cold coffee~

by Beastie Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:25 pm

For those that have high tolerence to alkie. Ever wonder if it is natural or if your parnets just gave you to much Nyquil as a kid and you bulit up your tolerence.

by Vesta Voui Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:33 pm

Why can you never find what you're looking for until after you've given up, or don't need it anymore? Then the object 'magically appears' in plain sight. Mocking you.

by Beastie Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:25 am

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but hotdog buns come in packs of 8??

by Gawain Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:35 am

Completely off the top of my head here, but....

Who decided what normal meant? Was he or she insane? Why or why not? And if there is no try, why bother?

by Beastie Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:29 am

Normal was invented by the goverments just too keep people doped up and dependent ont hem sot hat they can fully rule us. It is why disney makes violent movies and that toy companies make weapons. if we are all normally doped up to be normal we can nto complaines. Besides I am normal....normally abnormal.

Why is it called insane? I mean if you break it down you are saying you are in sane...so to me that means in a sane state of mind.

by Beastie Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:44 pm

Just had one so have to revive the thread to post it.

Do shadows have shadows??

by Trindala Do Sant Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:11 am

Dreconis wrote:Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but hotdog buns come in packs of 8??

I'll take a crack at this one. when cooking hot dogs on the grill I noticed that the number of casualties is about two argo the hot dog buns come in packs of 8. now another thing I notied is that even though there is 10 to 8 you always have one or two left over hot dog buns even though the dog to bun ratio is higher. O.O oh and um sorry if we are nto supose to be answering. ::runs and hides.::

by Sky Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:10 am

if a really fat guy fell in the woods... and no one was around to hear it. Could he get back up?

by Beastie Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:31 pm

Lol it is find Trin mun, and good answer.

Sky is pickin on fat people I see. lol. And Yes he would, lots to use to prop oneself up.

by Guest Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:20 am

And Sky needs to not be picking on fat people less he wants to become one himself.

by Beastie Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:09 am

Yes it is back...just because I had this thought today.

Is vithing a vampire consider necrophilia?

by Guest Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:51 pm

~nods~ I would believe it does.

Why do people check the tissue after they blow their nose?

by Beastie Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:04 pm

If cannibalism is illegal, then why do women love to be eaten some much?

by AngelRayne Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:47 pm

Dreconis wrote:If cannibalism is illegal, then why do women love to be eaten some much?

OMG! That made me LOL way to hard and loud. +gets her mind outta the gutter ... impossible feat it lives there+

by Beastie Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:24 pm

If your mind is always there, then you owe me rent. As I rent out the gutter spaces.

by Sky Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:12 am

oh geez i ow Dre like 20 years of back rent.... *dips out whenever he sees dre come around the corner*

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