Oh My Goodness. What will they think of next?

by Gwendolyn Zoi Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:31 pm

Canadian restaurant encourages patrons to have sex in its bathrooms on Valentine's day
by Scott Carmichael (RSS feed) on Feb 5th 2010 at 8:30AM

Forget chocolate and flowers - how about treating your loved one to sex in a restaurant bathroom?

You'll need to travel to Toronto for the experience, but Mildred's Temple Kitchen has announced that they'll encourage any of their guests to use their bathrooms for some Valentine's day nooky.

Now, I'm no prude, but I don't think I'd be too comfortable standing in line with other couples as we patiently await our turn to have sex in a bathroom.

Sure, Mildred's says they'll provide a maid for the day to keep things clean, but I think I'd much rather just get a hotel room for a couple of hours than try to mess around in a cramped bathroom that was just used for the same purpose by the previous couple.

Still, even though the restaurant claims that having sex in a bathroom is on a list of 101 places you should have sex before you die, I'm just not convinced that doing it on a day when the restaurant promotes and encourages it is so exciting. If you really want to spice things up, do it on a day that is not promoted as "have sex in our bathrooms day".

Of course, thanks to the Internet, viral stories like this are a fantastic way to create buzz for any company, and I don't think Mildred's Temple Kitchen will have any open tables for Valentine's day - even if half the tables are filled by pervs waiting to catch a glimpse at couples heading to the bathrooms.