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Had to share
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Had to share
I don't know if this is just funny to me since I know the family but I wanted to share, it made me laugh till I cried lol!! My friend and her family (2 boys - Chris 8, Aaron 5 and husband Tom) are at the beach this week and this is the email I got this morning from her, enjoy! Grin
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Yesterday we were at the pool teaching Aaron to swim. This is a challenge since he hates getting his face wet. We had him kicking back and forth between us (Tom and I).
Well at some point Aaron kicked me in the stomach. He immediately screams out (he has great lungs mind you) 'I kicked Mom in the nuts!'. UGH! The rest of the conversation melted down like this...
Me: Aaron!
Aaron: Christopher, I kicked Mom in the nuts!
Tom: Aaron!
Christopher: Oh Aaron! You used a potty word!
Aaron: Nuts? Nuts is a potty word?
Me: Boys! We don't talk like that! (Really any comments from Tom and I at this point are background noise to the boys)
Christopher: No Aaron. We don't say nuts. We say balls! You kicked Mom in the balls.
Tom: CHRISTOPHER!!
Aaron: OH! Sorry Mom, I kicked you in the balls!!
Having realized that I have no control over this nightmare PUBLIC conversation, I manage to fit in one last highly successful comment (ha)...
Me: Boys! Mom is a girl!
And then I swim away embarrassed by my lack of good responses. Surely we will never see any of these people again!
Luckily Aaron has now decided to call them crackers (not sure why) but Tom and I can live with that one!
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Yesterday we were at the pool teaching Aaron to swim. This is a challenge since he hates getting his face wet. We had him kicking back and forth between us (Tom and I).
Well at some point Aaron kicked me in the stomach. He immediately screams out (he has great lungs mind you) 'I kicked Mom in the nuts!'. UGH! The rest of the conversation melted down like this...
Me: Aaron!
Aaron: Christopher, I kicked Mom in the nuts!
Tom: Aaron!
Christopher: Oh Aaron! You used a potty word!
Aaron: Nuts? Nuts is a potty word?
Me: Boys! We don't talk like that! (Really any comments from Tom and I at this point are background noise to the boys)
Christopher: No Aaron. We don't say nuts. We say balls! You kicked Mom in the balls.
Tom: CHRISTOPHER!!
Aaron: OH! Sorry Mom, I kicked you in the balls!!
Having realized that I have no control over this nightmare PUBLIC conversation, I manage to fit in one last highly successful comment (ha)...
Me: Boys! Mom is a girl!
And then I swim away embarrassed by my lack of good responses. Surely we will never see any of these people again!
Luckily Aaron has now decided to call them crackers (not sure why) but Tom and I can live with that one!
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Re: Had to share
ha! i think the funniest - and most ironic - part of that is that they're okay with him calling them crackers like that's more appropriate than nuts or balls. maybe it's a regional thing, but here if a child yelled, "i kicked some crackers!" boy would it get some looks no matter what race the child was!
because, you know, that's a slur for white folk. =D
because, you know, that's a slur for white folk. =D
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Re: Had to share
I have to agree with Mindy. But still, it was funny, especially that all she could come up with was "Mom's a girl". LOL Too funny.
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